How hard can it really be...? Seems to me that men have a much easier time finding women than women do finding men... Why? Well, that's easily answered. Women are fuckin suckers. We get suckered into your bastardly plots and screwed over all the time :D

Take Lisa Marie for example... Noah... how can you do this to her? One day "rou rove her" and now you're letting Mike pimp you on the internet? You should be ashamed.

And then... as if breaking Lisa's heart wasn't enough... Mike takes the liberty of making a list of qualifications which any "applicant" must make before Noah will think twice about her... That's just sick and wrong.

Best of luck, stud.