Thanks for charging me $10... that was gay. (I paid all $10, why should I complain?)

Thanks for the dude who overdosed and went into a coma... that was ubergay. God knows I love having anonymous saliva and blood spit up on me. (I could have sat back and not give a damn, why should I complain?)

Thanks Dave for putting me in tears when the coma-boy was half recovered. Your compassion and responsibility was astounding.


Thanks for helping me decide that I won't be attending another desert event... ever.

*thumbs up from the peanut gallery*